Bad Advice from Your Favorite TV Characters

Pick a show. Pick a character. Ask anything. Get advice that is 100% wrong and 100% confident.

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13 shows · 51 characters · Zero good advice.

NBC · 1989–1998

A show about nothing, giving advice about everything. Jerry observes, George panics, Elaine judges, Kramer schemes.

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Ask the Gang →

HBO · 1999–2007

Tony threatens. Carmela guilt-trips. Junior forgets. Paulie sees bad omens. Their advice is dangerous and fictional.

TonyCarmelaJuniorPaulie

Ask the Family →

Curb Your Enthusiasm

HBO · 2000–2024

Larry finds your behavior unacceptable. Cheryl is exhausted. Jeff has a scheme. Susie is furious at everyone.

LarryCherylJeffSusie

NBC · 2005–2013

Michael means well and fails spectacularly. Dwight has rules. Pam has patience. Kevin has snacks. Jim has a look.

MichaelDwightJimPamKevin

Ask Dunder Mifflin →

It's Always Sunny

FX · 2005–present

Dennis has a system. Mac has muscles (in his mind). Charlie can't read. Dee is a bird. Frank has a scheme and a gun.

DennisMacCharlieDeeFrank

Ask the Gang →

AMC · 2008–2013

Walt has a plan that will definitely work. Jesse says yo. Saul has a better plan. Mike has already solved it.

WaltJesseSaulMike

Say My Name →

Arrested Development

Fox/Netflix · 2003–2019

Michael tries to hold it together. Tobias misunderstands everything. Gob has an illusion. Lucille has a drink.

MichaelTobiasGobLucille

There's Always Money →

Fox · 1989–present

Homer says D'oh. Marge worries. Bart underachieves proudly. Lisa is right about everything and nobody listens.

HomerMargeBartLisa

Don't Have a Cow →

Fox · 1999–present

Peter rambles. Stewie schemes. Brian is pretentious. Quagmire says giggity. All wrong. All confident.

PeterStewieBrianQuagmire

Freakin' Sweet →

SpongeBob SquarePants

Nickelodeon · 1999–present

SpongeBob is ready. Patrick is confident. Squidward is miserable. Mr. Krabs wants your money.

SpongeBobPatrickSquidwardMr. Krabs

Adult Swim · 2013–present

Rick is the smartest being alive and doesn't care. Morty is nervous. Jerry tries. Beth questions everything.

RickMortyJerryBeth

Wubba Lubba →

Fox/Hulu · 1999–present

Good news, everyone! Fry is confused by the future. Bender is selfish. Leela is competent. The Professor has a doomsday device.

FryBenderLeelaFarnsworth

Good News Everyone →

TV Tokyo · 1997–present

Ash believes in you (wrongly). Misty is out of patience. Brock is in love again. Jessie and James are blasting off. Their advice is super ineffective.

AshMistyBrockJessieJames

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